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2009-01-21T07:33:00.000-08:00

Let start it this way, we are classmates during our Foundation time with some combination from some lecture group (basically is just 2 of it). After all of us proceed our studies to Degree level whereby everyone is pursue after their own course, for example the 3 down here are the future engineers from Mechanical Engineering (left & right) and Electronic Engineering.

WHY is it Daryl smile like a girl.... VVV*If any girls are interested for getting an engineer husband from anyone of them, leave your comment here i'll pass you their number (1st come 1st serve)

After that if you don't like those up there, here i offer you all the Romantic 2!
Why on earth they are the Romantic 2 ???
This is because they are very good at making their every meal to be more romantic than anyone else by prolonging their dinner time, in other way means they EAT SLOW !!
*Basically you can tell from their size...

Ei....why is it Wenfei grow higher than Prince Sibu.

When all of us are there (basically we are waiting for only 1 guy, which is the current Civil Course Rape !! Yeah he is a bloody rapist!!), we move ourselve to some Thai Food Restaurant in Kepong.

When the dishes are served, all of us are so excited.
Especially Strawberry (most left)

~~ Yummy yummy yummy ~~

They are not one of our dishes, but they are:
Char Siew Bao, Strawberry and Sotong !!

Looks like everyone is quite hungry that night...

Along Vincent + Mafia Kinz

This is how Mafia kinz looks like when he is a small mafia!

~Malaysian Samurai~

Kinz: Lower abit...then your head must turn like this....
Vincent: Is it like this ??
Kinz: Look at your hand..where is ur sword ?!

Wenfei: Look at me !! I am so horny ~
Kinz: Haiyah...you guys ah...Let me show you all how should the pose be...LIKE This lar !!
Oh yeah! I am Great!! (SS-ing)
BANZAI !!
After they all SS-ed, JL the POKER KING !!
In the end...we end up at somewhere like this....

FINALLY Our Prince is here, 1st time in his LIFE !

Vincent the POOL QUEEN !! Wenfei: Let me show you all how to JUMP a ball !! JL: Ei...i wana try also....ngek ngek ngek~
This is what happened when someone is waiting for their game... Poking here and there...

This is the Labuan GUY who told us: Don't want lar...i got assignment to rush man !!
5 mins later , he is playing with us already.

Haih...another guy start to SS edi...

The Poke 4!

Finally, we end our day by playing pool somewhere at Genting Klang....Happy Valentine's day!

BABEEEEEEHH

2009-01-05T06:25:00.000-08:00

Recently there is this news which is quite HOT in Taiping, Perak (Vin's hometown).

Guess what kinda "Supernatural animal" will attract peoples from KL, Singapore or somewhere else to travel all the way to Kamunting, Taiping just to come and touch it.

Answer: Wild Boar that will make you strike 4D !

This Indian Temple is located behind Tesco in Taiping, after 8pm you'll see the place will be crowded with buses and cars and greedy humans with lots of curiosity.

Remember, must be after 8pm those Supernatural Wild Boar only will show their faces to you.

That day was a rainy day(since Taiping always rain a lot, there how Taiping got this "City of Rain" nickname), I thought there wouldn't be a lot of people.

Who knows, even though the road towards the temple is so MUDDY yet both of the temple and the wild boar spot were crowded with 30% of Chinese and 70% of Indian and 0% of Malay (Non-Halal).

Once you step in, a GREEN spot light will shoot on you...

I wonder why are they choosing this Green colour light, maybe this is because it is an Indian Temple bah...

Here you go the Babihhh and those Babihh lovers behind....SO MUCH of them!

Since this HOT SPOT was fulled of their admirers, i went to somewhere else to get some closer contact with them...

...Somewhere over the rainbow~~~ Haha, finally i found this place with less people but lots of Wildboar！

Last time there is this fashion for guys, they like to shave their hair at the side like stripes....I guess the Barber who invented this must got this 'Inspiration' from those Baby wild boar....

See ? Those baby wild boar stripes ??

In order to make those wild boar come to you, so that you can touch them!
There got this table selling Nasi Lemak RM1.00 each for SEDUCING them...

The SMOOKY temple!

Look at the post that the guy in the middle！
*Shake your head from left to right --->"Ane, sini bukan toilet lar..."

Everyone try to FEEL the wildboar and expecting them to show you the magical 4 Digits!

This is what they really do lor.....ZZZzzzzzz~

Everybody is "Wildboar Feeling"~！

Finally my dad get to Feel them too! Haha

Then all of a sudden a Giant one came out!

“Chuk chuk chuk, come to MAMA!”

Look at the amount of the wildboar!

So now you guys can start buying 4D already, because you guys consider as FEEL them already too! Good Luck!

"BOOOOOONGGGG"

2008-12-31T10:25:00.000-08:00

On the 30th of December 2008 around 2:30pm, it was a gloomy Tuesday i still remember... Whereby i was keeping some grocery stuff at my shop...

"BOOOOOOOOONGGGG!!!!"

Since my shop is consider as the closest building to the main road... so without wasting anytime i rushed there to check whether the driver is alive or not because i knew there is an accident happened already, and it is a BIG 1...

Ofcourse, that time i didn't bring my handphone along so these pictures were taken after i saw the driver was standing outside the container truck.

Yeah it is a CONTAINER TRUCK that hit the separator of the road that made of CONCRETE! The Yellow Shirt guy is the truck driver who's still ALIVE...
Normally this corner is quite crooky and due to the it is a DOUBLE LANE here, so normally most of the cars will transform into F1 cars here...
Unfortunately this driver i guess he forgot that he was driving a CONTAINER TRUCK, so this is what happened when you syok sendiri...

I guess you guys sure been hearing things like when you are driving in some kampung area drive slow...because whenever you hit something the WHOLE VILLAGERS will come out and try to find out what happened...like THIS!

Apart from that, those Chinese Aunty, not only chinese actually....they got this culture:
Whenever these is accident happened, they wont ask how is the driver or what...they will ask
"Apa nombor ??"
Then they will hope that the 4 magical digits will come out from the newspaper on Thursday.
The poor driver who was keeping all those documents and some malay kids go sibuk with their half-naked body...
Actually this driver got a bit skill on how to control the accident to be happened...
Luckily his truck turn over at the middle of the road but not the opposite road or his own lane...
Because if he did that then this accident wont be just a single "Booong!" but some echo behind...
Forgot to mention that the otherside of the lorry (which is the place where i took this pic) is a BUS STOP!
And this is the AUNTY that saw the whole process....she said when she saw the lorry turn over like this she quickly hide behind the bus stop already.

By the way, she was so excited when she telling me about the accident...you can see she was SMILLING that time.
p/s: Alloh, aunty ar..if the lorry hit the bus stop you hide behind the bus stop also useless lar...

If you see it clearly, you can see how long did the truck trying to DRIFT over the corner...

...that end up lying down on the road!Actually those police officers they came after 30 mins which is VERY SLOW !!!
This is because the opposite road actually is a big corner too, so it is very dangerous when nobody is controlling the situation when this gigantic truck was resting there.

Since after this i went out edi, but they said there was a fire engine came and spray the whole truck before they "HANG" it up...

~Reported by : Mr.SS~

Unique Seafood Restaurant

2008-12-27T03:10:00.001-08:00

Before starting this post, let's have some short talk as what Kennysial do....sorry sorry is Kennysia, damn my keyboard really got some problems edi.

Let's talk about how i celebrate my Christmas...So listen up!

As usual, that day i woke up around 8 something to take my bath as 9am later i have to start my work at my shop (not really mine, but i am taking care of it temporary).

After that, as usual too i ended my work around 8pm and return to my home ofcourse.

As usual 3, i took my bath and sit down in front of my comp and started to chat with some of my pity friends who are doing what they are doing usually.

Since today is Christmas, so i guess i have to do something which is a bit special!!

Here comes the special thing, today while i am surfing net or chatting i am accompanied by a GIANT bag of Twisties!! Special eh, cause normally i dont do like this.

As usual 4, the Sad 4 (invented by Vincent, one of the sad 1) which are :

ken
Ron Stoppable
~Vincent~merry X'mas =) and the most handsome 1
X(i)@n9, which is ME!

As usual 5, we are chatting AGAIN in a group chat. Whereby most of us are doing exactly the same thing that we will do at this period.

Ken : Keep "haih-ing" all the time + some "boring" and updating his blog twice per day which showing that he is so damn free during his 3 weeks holiday.
Ron Stoppable : SCREWing lots of chicks(pc) in 1 night or maybe just woke up from his bed.
~Vincent~merry X'mas =) : "De de det de de det de de det" he is waiting for the sound from Heaven a.k.a Phone call !
ME : Playing Bomberman and metalslug and told them some stories if i'm not mistaken...(i found out the bloody Bomberman don't have any final level as i played till Level 42 it still didn't end, sad game)

Whereby my brother went to RUM Jungle at Tambun, Ipoh for CLUBBING, and his pity brother me is sitting there playing Metalslug that he just downloaded. T.T

As a conclusion, i guess i would like to conclude my Christmas day as "As Usual".

~Christmas Chapter END~

Ofcourse after the sad christmas, one of my relative is marrying on the next day after Christmas which is the 26th of December.

Although i don't really know who she is but it is still a good news for me. Why is it a good news ? Let's conlcude this into 2 points:

That day i only have to work from 9am to 2pm which is only 5 hours, since normally morning won't have a lot of customers so i spent half of the working hours at the TV.
I have the chance to have a dinner wedding at some restaurant which is consider quite classy in Ipoh.

This CLASSY seafood restaurant is situated just beside "Sunway Lagoon-The Lost World of Tambun" named "Unique Seafood Restaurant".

This seafood restaurant is well known for its Unique sea creatures that we seldom see or never.

As I stepped in, rows of aquariums that are containing those "Unique" seafood.

As i'm taking it with my handphone, so it will be a bit blurly.

(Daryl dont try to lansi here...and Father too!)

So i guess you guys heard of Snow Tiger, White Lion etc.
How about Snow Crab ?
The price RM21.80/100 gram! is nothing for Kinz, so next time when you guys come over..
"Thank you Uncle Kin for treating us this nice meal."

Boston Lobster which its size is slightly bigger than other type of lobster that we seen.
RM16.80/100 gram

Let you guys guess what is this stuff that sticking at the aquarium..

These are all SONs of Abalone, as you all can see since it is just a kid so it is quite small actually.
As i forgot to take the price of it, but who cares ?? Uncle Kin is paying right?!
This is something that i guess we will see it in Marvel comics...
Because this is cousins of Spiderman----> SPIDER-CRAB!
RM23.80/100 gram

Look!! It is crawling on the wall of the aquarium !!

This is something that looks like SNAIL if you look at it closely....Japanese Shell.

RM3.00/100 gram

Honestly, when i first saw this "California Geoduck" i laughed like hell...because it really looks like something that guys very familiar with!
RM18.80/100 gram

If you still don't know what am i talking about, let's have a closer look....
~Muahahahhahahahah~

"Sea Bird" if i translate from the Chinese name of this "Local Scallop"

RM5.00/each

Guess what is this "Soon Hock" exactly is...

For me this "Soon Hock" sounds more to some Grocery Wholesaler's name...
RM13.80/100 gram

Ta~da~~ !!
These fish that looks just like 1 piece of wooden, as the skin colour and they really stay there and don't move a lot.

Another bunch of Wooden Fish! Look at their size and the price....

This following sea creature is one of Daryl's gang, as he is the Crap King but this is King Crab!

RM29.80/100 gram

One thing that i hate about Chinese people wedding is that either they never know how to read the TIME stated on the Invitation card or they dont know how to read the clock...

Dam it, i have been waiting from 6pm till 8pm then only they dinner start!!! (It is written start at 6:30pm)

While we are waiting for the dinner, i saw there are lots of small bowl on the spinning table.

So in order to make the spinning table to be more space so i distribute all the small bowl to everyone....then my uncle suddenly ask me

"What are you doing ??"

"Distributing bowl lar ofcourse ?!"

"Haha, no need to distribute one...later they will fill for us one lar...."
"=='...is it meanings that later on we just have to open our mouth can edi ?"

"Why ?"
"Because we are going to change our IC to OKU type...."
"Hahhahahahhaa......."

Haha, so my hipothesis will be :
"The higher class of restaurant you are going, you are going to lost more of your abilities for being a human."

Look at those bowl that i placed it back....Haha

The 1st meal ：Australia Lobster Salad

After i finished this very 1st meal, i asked everyone :
" Where is the lobster ?? Why i only tasted salad ??"

Again i made a joke! It is WITH the salad already...

Honestly, you guys cant blame me. This is because i've been waiting for 2 hours, so i guess my hunger already overcover my ability to taste than ability to make myself full.

As usual whenever you went to any chinese wedding dinner, the 2nd meal would be ：Shark Fin soup with crab meat！

Apart from that, mostly those so call 'shark fin' you can always get it from any grocery shop with only 30 cents per pack. We call it as "Tong Hun"! Haha~

As i really quite hungry at that momment, so when i was 'awake' i only realized that i forgot to take pictures for all of the meal.

This is the thing left when i was 'awake'....prawn shell~

As i said justnow...i am very hungry, so unselfconsciously we reached the last meal-Desert！

Honestly whenever i went to any wedding dinner, i always hope for something special for the Desert.

"Cold sea coconut with longan + chinese pan biscuit (i simply bluff as i dont know what it is actually in English, it is made with 'lin yong (one kind of kaya)' with a fry with powder + something taste like mooncake"

So this is how the wedding dinner ends, and because my phone really cant zoom FAR so didnt able to take the picture of the newlywed.

~Let's say good bye to 2008 and Welcome 2009 !~

SALTED FISH !

2008-12-20T04:52:00.000-08:00

Since there is someone that asking me to go TEMPLE !! Here comes your ENGLISH edition of my blog so that you guys don't need to get those SMART TRANSLATOR that comes our Ibrahim or Eagle eyes for nothing.

Since my dad's workers are taking MATERNITY leave, so I have to follow my dad's lorry to buy some goods that he will do every MONDAY.

So this is our 1st stop to buy IKAN MASIN !!

This kinda salted fish name: Bulu Ayam

In English i got no idea what is its name, but in Cantonese we name it as "Gei Zhai Yu" (chick fish)...Hahaha

More and more salted fish... OK, i guess that's it for this.... so here we go to the 2nd place which is selling SALTED fish as well.

OK, this is nothing but FISH BONE...

So what do they do with this ??
Easy only, when people talk about tulang...apa lagi SUP TULANG lar !
So now we are officially in Penang Island, so if you are taking Highway definitely you wont be able to see this.
~Welcome to Pinang Island~

Guess what is this....when you see eggs + black charcoal dust..

If and only if, you are someone like Kinz from UK or we call it CITYBOY....which they barely or never seen a CHICKEN with feather..

This is SALTED EGG !!!
Those yellowish brownie water is a combination of SALT + MUD and those black colour stuff you saw is actually those smashed wood where they use it to burn charcoal.

Here is how they actually make it:

1.Go get some DUCK eggs and throw it inside the Yellow liquid which stated above.
2. Take the eggs from the Yellow water and then throw it into the SMASHED WOOD.
3. Then take the black coloured duck eggs throw it back into the yellow water.
4. Repeat step2 & step3.

So here is the question, how are those Duck eggs become Salted eggs in the end ??
Now we have to go back to Highschool's Bio class, we call it OSMOSIS!
Which the liquid will have the tendancy to absorb the liquid which is more concentrated than itself when they are placed between a membrane.
For more information about this Osmosis stuff go here !

Theoritically, the longer you keep the eggs the salter it will be. So you pandai pandai lar.

Afterwards, this is the Industrial Area at Bukit Mertajam - Bukit Minyak。

When you are having Diarrhoea that makes you cant even stand properly, the 1st thing that come in your mind should be this "Pil Chik Tek Aun"
After you take 1 small pack of it, then for sure it will HARDEN your SHIT!

So this is the factory that produces those small magic pills !
So if you think that you really don't like to study or what, go sell SALTED FISH like them.
This factory actually sell their salted fish across the word, like Egypt and other European countries.

Those workers are shoveling those chopped salted fish in the box.

So, if you are really HOT...try to go inside the GIANT WHITE ROOM there...

This is a GIANT FRIDGE that use to store goods of course, and those light dont play play man....it can make those fish that looks like 80 years old grandma into 18 years old Ah Moi.

After they take out the innards of the fish and immersed it inside a giant salt case, this is how they actually solarize those SALTED FISH.

This is the GIANT SALT CASE with a lot of fish inside.These fish are imported from Foreign countries, somewhere far far away that those fish is actually FROZEN like BATU already.

Now nomore salted fish, the next place and the last place that we went to is PUCUK factory.

If and only if you really don't know what is Pucuk (malay spelling), then i really can't do anything for you. Go some grocery shop or Carrefour and check it out.
So this is actually how they make it, they are heating up the water which is actually squeeze out from soya bean.
Once again we have to go back to Highschool again for the process Penyejatan that the top surface will get cold 1st.
When the top surface get coagulate then they will cut it and put on some bar and let it dry for about 2 to 3 days.
Finally, it is done and of course since i am working with my Boss so there are still some places that I didnt get to take pictures and share with you all!

~So good bye Penang~

Few more days then will be Christmas already, so here I wish you all Merry X'mas 1st !

Christmas Tree that i think it is COOL !